If you are seeing this message, there is a chance we are experiencing a catastrophic meltdown in our core facilities. If you are within 200 miles of our location, please evacuate to a secure underground facility immediately, and tune into emergency notification services for further information.
In the past, we would not notify you of this situation, but our new transparency mission allows us to openly share details of the current situation. We look forward to the possibility of communicating with you in the future.
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